Dry, old skin.

March 14, 2011


So, this does not bode well for my future. Not only do I have some fairly dry skin (which is ironic, seeing how I like to make all kinds of potions and lotions), now I have skin that likes to do things like split when I barely bump it.

Last week I smacked my knuckles twice and the blood flowed like…… well, like blood. Not attractive, and I’m running out of Band-Aids.

This ability will only be useful if I add it to my other superpower.

And..... MAKE A FIST! POW!!!

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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6 Responses to “Dry, old skin.”

  1. Brad Said on:

    You’re like Wolverine! …except for the lack of blade-like claws. …and the lack of super-healing. …and you look nothing like Hugh Jackman.


  2. Peggy Said on:

    HA! That flying picture cracks me up everytime!

    My fingers bleed around my fingernails all winter, but the blood doesn’t squirt. 🙁 My nails are also dry & brittle, so if I bang them on anything they break off & fly who knows where. Once my son found one in his lasagna.


  3. Lauren's dad Said on:



  4. Curt Said on:

    Seattle? Florida? Houston? New Orleans? Bangkok?


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