Lauren’s Nuggets of Wisdom

Lauren on November 23, 2009

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Lauren’s Nuggets of Wisdom

Welcome to a new feature. Share your nugget with me, and I will take credit as if it were my own.

1. Don’t try to multi-task by brushing your teeth while vacuuming. Neither will get done very well.

18 Responses to “Lauren’s Nuggets of Wisdom”

  1. Amy Says: November 24, 2009 at 1:36 am

    I like to brush my teeth and read. It’s harder to floss and read though… :(

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  2. Brad Says: November 24, 2009 at 5:13 am

    3. If you don’t like diet drinks because of the artificial sweeteners, try adding a little water to each glass of regular soda. But be careful not to add too much. At some point, a mixture of water and Pepsi can be almost bitter.

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  3. Lloyd Says: November 24, 2009 at 7:16 am

    4. Always try to be drawn from the front. Drawings from the side can make you look flat (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

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  4. Kristi Says: November 24, 2009 at 8:40 am

    6. When your large, ivory-colored pet jumps into a tub of used oil, thinking it was water to cool off, the best soap for cleaning him up is Dawn. After 6 baths in 2 hours, it really does cut grease out of the way.

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  5. Karla Says: November 24, 2009 at 8:52 am

    7. Consider having cats as pets instead of dogs. Cats bathe themselves and don’t jump into water to cool down.

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  6. Deanne Says: November 24, 2009 at 10:01 am

    8. Use a regular hair comb in the spring to comb out the winter hairs that are falling out and matting up your cat’s coat.

    9. Don’t wait until summer to comb out the matted fur in your outdoor cat.

    10. Mark the comb you use for your cat, so that you don’t accidentally use it on yourself.

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  7. Ann Says: November 24, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Do not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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  8. Peggy Says: November 24, 2009 at 11:55 am

    12. If a doctor prescribes you a heavy duty cream for a fast spreading allergic rash you have but the cream makes your skin fall off in big bloody chunks…stop using the cream, even though the doctor says it will get worse before it gets better, hang in there. You could be allergic to the cream too.

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  9. Gretchen Says: November 24, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Do not underestimate the power of hand sanitizer. It can be used to remove silly putty from hair. (human hair, that is. Haven’t tried cat hair.)

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  10. Curt Says: November 24, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    13. One who grasps cow’s teat with cold hands gets face slapped with manure covered tail.

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  11. Beth Says: November 24, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    14. When you put a diaper on a baby boy, tuck.

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  12. Curt Says: November 25, 2009 at 12:05 am

    15. Eating too much Peanut Butter Captain Crunch makes roof of mouth sour.

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  13. Karla Says: November 25, 2009 at 12:34 am

    16. If you’re going to eat sunflower seeds to stay awake, get the unsalted kind.

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