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18 Responses to “Lauren’s Nuggets of Wisdom”

1. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 1:36 am Amy said:
   

   I like to brush my teeth and read. It’s harder to floss and read though…

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2. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 5:13 am Brad said:
   

   3. If you don’t like diet drinks because of the artificial sweeteners, try adding a little water to each glass of regular soda. But be careful not to add too much. At some point, a mixture of water and Pepsi can be almost bitter.

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3. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 7:16 am Lloyd said:
   

   4. Always try to be drawn from the front. Drawings from the side can make you look flat (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

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     on: November 24th, 2009 at 7:33 am Lauren said:
     

     5. Do not criticize your wife’s drawing skilz.

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4. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 8:40 am Kristi said:
   

   6. When your large, ivory-colored pet jumps into a tub of used oil, thinking it was water to cool off, the best soap for cleaning him up is Dawn. After 6 baths in 2 hours, it really does cut grease out of the way.

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5. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 8:52 am Karla said:
   

   7. Consider having cats as pets instead of dogs. Cats bathe themselves and don’t jump into water to cool down.

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6. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am Deanne said:
   

   8. Use a regular hair comb in the spring to comb out the winter hairs that are falling out and matting up your cat’s coat.

   9. Don’t wait until summer to comb out the matted fur in your outdoor cat.

   10. Mark the comb you use for your cat, so that you don’t accidentally use it on yourself.

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7. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 11:13 am Ann said:
   

   Do not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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     on: November 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am Peggy said:
     

     HA!

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8. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 11:55 am Peggy said:
   

   12. If a doctor prescribes you a heavy duty cream for a fast spreading allergic rash you have but the cream makes your skin fall off in big bloody chunks…stop using the cream, even though the doctor says it will get worse before it gets better, hang in there. You could be allergic to the cream too.

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9. 
   on: November 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm Gretchen said:
   

   Do not underestimate the power of hand sanitizer. It can be used to remove silly putty from hair. (human hair, that is. Haven’t tried cat hair.)

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10. 
    on: November 24th, 2009 at 5:16 pm Curt said:
    

    13. One who grasps cow’s teat with cold hands gets face slapped with manure covered tail.

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11. 
    on: November 24th, 2009 at 6:01 pm Beth said:
    

    14. When you put a diaper on a baby boy, tuck.

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      on: November 24th, 2009 at 9:20 pm Annette said:
      

      Don’t you mean, “duck?”

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        on: November 25th, 2009 at 11:00 am Peggy said:
        

        HA!!

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12. 
    on: November 25th, 2009 at 12:05 am Curt said:
    

    15. Eating too much Peanut Butter Captain Crunch makes roof of mouth sour.

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      on: November 25th, 2009 at 12:07 am Curt said:
      

      Sore, not sour. Stupid brain.

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13. 
    on: November 25th, 2009 at 12:34 am Karla said:
    

    16. If you’re going to eat sunflower seeds to stay awake, get the unsalted kind.

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